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Back of a white t-shirt printed with I own an LLC in heavy black type, with Low Liquidity Club in brackets underneath.10 16 2000 08:35 PM
Front of a white t-shirt, blank apart from a small DALE'S DEPOT logo in purple on the left chest.10 18 2003 09:48 PM

I OWN AN LLC (LOW LIQUIDITY CLUB)

$34.00

Cotton tee. True to size. The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.

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Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns

ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE

I want to be very clear that I DO own a real one, and it is also this.

I incorporated in 2019 on the advice of a man at a trade show who was not an accountant. I have since learned a great deal. I have learned about quarterly filings. I have learned what a remittance is. I have learned that owning a company and having money are two totally separate hobbies.

This shirt is for the entrepreneur who has a logo, a website, a business bank account with $11 in it, and absolutely no intention of stopping.

DALE’S NOTE: Big black type, back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Not a tax write-off. I asked.

\u2605\u2605\u2605\u2605\u2605 \u2014 Dale, verified webmaster, unverified reviewer

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REVIEWS FROM ACTUAL CUSTOMERS

No reviews on this one yet. When there are some they will appear here and they will be real ones. I am not writing fake reviews for my own store — I would get caught immediately and I would deserve it.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS


Shipping. Printed in 1–2 business days, then 2–5 business days in the mail within Canada and the United States. Free over $55.00, otherwise a flat rate shown at checkout before you pay.

Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.