12 21 2000 10:56 PM
11 08 2002 10:33 AMALWAYS USE A CONDIMENT — COVER YOUR WIENER
$34.00
Cotton tee. True to size. The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.
Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns
ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE
A FOOD SAFETY SHIRT.
Here is my position, and I have held it for many years. A dry hot dog is a failure of preparation. Mustard at minimum. Ketchup if you are a child or having a wonderful time. Both is not a crime.
My son says this shirt “reads differently.” I said differently how. He said Dad. Just Dad. Everyone in this family says my name at me instead of answering questions.
I stand behind the message. Cover your wiener. It's better that way and everybody knows it.
DALE’S NOTE: Full colour back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Do not eat the shirt.
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SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Shipping. Printed in 1–2 business days, then 2–5 business days in the mail within Canada and the United States. Free over $55.00, otherwise a flat rate shown at checkout before you pay.
Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.