02 27 2001 11:59 PM
09 19 1997 03:11 AMI LOVE EDGING
$34.00
Cotton tee. True to size. The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.
Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns
ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE
It is a LAWN CARE SHIRT.
I have edged my driveway every Sunday for twenty-two years. There is a line where my grass ends and my concrete begins and it is SHARP. You could cut yourself on it. Kevin's edge looks like a coastline.
Some people have told me this shirt has a second meaning. I do not want to know it. I have a trimmer on the shirt. There is a TRIMMER right there. It could not be more clear what I am talking about.
If you know what you are doing with a string trimmer, this is your shirt. If you're laughing, that is between you and God.
DALE’S NOTE: Black print on white, back placement, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Trimmer not included, obviously.
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SHIPPING AND RETURNS
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Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.